There's a Weird Al Yankovich book - for reals!
I've always gotten a laugh from his music satire, wonder what a book of his would be like, and this book is for children. :)
Go give it a try, there's also some fun blog comments about favorite teachers. If you find my comment you will find out what I did one day out of an extreme desire to emulate the kindergarten teacher's aide - who happned to be my favorite "teacher". :)