Teaser Tuesday

I forget where I originally lifted this picture from - probably a facebook post. But it's funny!  I would love to use it for my next rant, kind of a rant button/badge thingy.  (that's internet lingo)

Teaser Tuesdays! The weekly meme that lets us tease each other with snippets of our current reads.  Hosted by Miz B of Should Be Reading, this is a weekly book meme.  We go to a random page, find two sentences to tease with.  No Spoilers, of course (duh!)  Since I've just finished a book, I'll tease with one or two of my possible reads. 

Roil 

Trent Jamieson

page 11

     David lost his grip and dropped onto the dead tree beneath his window, its rotten limbs snap-crash-snapped under his weight.  He landed in a heap on the soft mud beneath and clambered to his feet - no bones broken as far as he could tell.

The Probable Future

Alice Hoffman

page 6

     Jenny hadn't particularly wanted a baby; she hadn't yearned for one the way some women did, hadn't gazed longingly at rocking horses and cribs.  Her stormy relationship with her own mother had made her wary of family ties, and her marriage to Will Avery, surely one of the most irresponsible men in New England, hadn't seemed the proper setting in which to raise a child.